coffeemchocolate

  captain-ghost

  animentality

  presidentalpaca

  lonelydiary

[Superfriends in a bar]

Nia: Why is Kara crying?

Lena: She’s had a little too much to drink.

Nia: And?

Lena: She asked me out and I told her I’m married. Now she’s crying because I’m unavailable.

Nia: ..But you guys are literally married to each other??

Lena: I know.

  megan-renee

obsessed

  rabbiteclair

nvm Google won't let me have fun anymore

  rabbiteclair

the Algorithm watching me search for increasingly unhinged shit like "boycow bopbees" until it decides there is no way a normal human would be doing this

  rabbiteclair

good news there's a single hit on "catboy boycow"

  lonelydiary

Kara, incredibly drunk: Lena's eyes are so freaking beautiful. She's the most gorgeous woman I have ever met. God, I think I'm in love with her. Don't tell her I said that, okay?

Lena, bright red in the face: o-okay

  lonelydiary

Kara: And tomorrow I will write a whole article about how beautiful, kind, generous and wonderful she is. But it's definitely not because I might have all these feelings for her. Nope. No sir. It's just because she is...so amazing. But shhhh, it's our secret, okay?!

Lena: Ok, darling, you can count on me.

  mostly-funnytwittertweets